jackironsides:

carolxdanvers:

dancinbutterfly:

zombeesknees:

#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery  #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN  #pls and thnk u

drunk, queer, naked, slutty, loud, and completely full of shit

truly, the greatest role he has every portrayed

The three genders: lords, ladies, and not-sitting-on-a-cushion

Gender of the day: proletariat

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the-haiku-bot:

iconuk01:

gailcarriger:

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Sadly, that seems like a very low bar to clear, but I’m all for it.

Sadly, that seems like

a very low bar to clear,

but I’m all for it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

fakeboislim:

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My mom gave me some gluten free knock-off Girl Scout cookies and one of the Os fell off

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penny-anna:

secondmoredangerouseyes:

damndinarzade:

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

penny-anna:

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

lisaonatree:

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

penny-anna:

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

lisaonatree:

Did you step on it?

penny-anna:

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

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Hey

Uh oh!!

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thesmallbutknowingclown:

sunflourss:

bonehandledknife:

benepla:

altersociety:

OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES

im obsessed w this video

Omfg u think this is funny without sound fucking turn it on i beg of u im laughjng sohard icangbreatheee

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THE WAY THE BABY IS KINDA NODDING KILLS ME

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tiny-kt:

passionate-lovely-soul:

jupitersmusings:

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

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